The Language of Chicken

Why is it that, when it comes to a woman’s body, we find it so hard to use the word “breasts,” but when it comes to chicken, we have no problem?

At the supermarket:  Oh good, there’s a lady restocking the meat section.  “Excuse me, I’m looking for the chicken boobs but there’s not much here.”

“OK, ma’am, let me get Joe.”  Goes through the swinging doors and yells, “Hey Joe, there’s a lady here needs some chicken boobs!”

“What kind of boobs?”


“How many boobs does she need?

“Ma’am, how many boobs do you need?”


“Joe, she needs 5 boobs!”


It’s OK to say “breasts” when you talk about a lady

Use the word, it’s nothing shady,

Don’t be embarrassed, don’t be ashamed

Just a part of our bodies, that’s what they’re named!

Author: Merillion

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3 thoughts on “The Language of Chicken

  1. First. Thank you so much for responding to my post. I agree with your father … taking on the world makes you insane.

    Second. I LOVE this post! Hehehehe I have no problem saying breast, boobs, and other such words. “Joe she needs 5 boobs” … HAHAHA that is my life summed up in 5 words.

    Have a marvelous day! xoxo

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