The Paris Agreement

President Trump has kept his promise to the American people. He has pulled out of the Paris Agreement on Global Warming, Climate Change, & God knows what they’ll call it next.
Now we need the Liberal media and all of the Left to stop the driveling gas bag emissions coming out of their mouths. That’s an agreement I could agree with!

DRIVeling/ 1 : to talk stupidly and carelessly; 2 : to utter in an infantile and imbecilic way.

Another Dire Effect of Global Warming and Climate Change

Our most brilliant scientists have gathered together in Switzerland to study Global Warming (a.k.a. “Climate Change”). Their deliberations have now borne fruit of the utmost significance, i.e. that Global Warming causes  SOCIALISM!
People who become Socialists are known to have extreme, and at times life-threatening, allergies to cow farts! These particular cow farts come out of a mutant strain of cows.

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Cow farts, as we now know, are one of the main causes of global warming.
Unfortunately, there is no known cure for Socialism and no known cure for cow farts.