Rules for RadicalRidiculists

THE RULES:

First, the Rules for what Obama is called:
You can’t call him the “President.” It’s a matter of geo-strategic political correctness.
If you call Obama the “President,” all of us have to be called Presidents, including illegal aliens.
Of course, illegal aliens can’t be called “illegal aliens” just because they are illegal aliens, they must be called “undocumented” illegal aliens.  It, too, is a matter of geo-strategic political correctness.

We cannot call Obama “President” Obama, because that would mean that all of us are not equal. So therefore, to make sure that all of us are equal, we must all be called “President.” This includes children of all ages, starting at the age of 1 year old. This is the only way to have total equality of all people. This Rule shall include undocumented illegal aliens.

All criminals who rob people, burglarize homes, and rob banks must share their loot equally with everyone who lives in their state. This includes every state in the United States, & of course every country across the globe. This is called “Global Sharing of Criminal Gains,” and will be enforced by the Internal Revenue Service (the IRS).

Anyone who boasts about, mentions, or talks about getting a good job, doing well, & making a lot of money shall be arrested by people wearing brown uniforms; they are called “Global Radical Brown Equality Distribution Police.” It is well-known within the Obama administration that no one has ever succeeded all by themselves.  After the arrests have been made, the Global Radical Brown Equality Distribution Police and a new Police Force called the “youdidn’tdothatallbyyourself Police” will confiscate their money and property, which shall be equally distributed by the “Distortion of Speech Police,” who wear distorted clothing containing only pockets to put the money in, never, ever make statements that are related to normality or reality, and are summa cum laude graduates with degrees in Euphemisms.

Those who have attacked the United States or are considering doing so shall be called “Neutrals.” There has never been a politically correct word for “attackers,” “murderers,” “killers,” etc., and no one in the Obama government can think of a politically correct word except for “extremists.”  These Neutrals, who hurt people, bloody them, and kill them, shall be called the “NeutralNon-Existents.”  There are no Police for these people, because Obama & many others in his administration believe the “NeutralNon-Existents” are not really there. Obama and his administration know they exist, but feel that they are not actually “there” enough to have a name.  (It’s complicated.)

The above are “Rules for RadicalRidiculists” – there is a great penalty for not following them.
Only the IRS (also known as “The Alternate Bureau Of Weapons”), knows what the penalty is, and shall administer it to all who speak ill of these Rules, or do not follow them.

A Grand Old Flag

THIS AUTHOR DOES NOT PERMIT “RE-BLOGGING” WITHOUT PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT.

I just finished watching “Yankee Doodle Dandy,” with James Cagney as composer George M. Cohan.  A wonderful movie and a superb actor.  His dancing and his portrayal of Cohan were from his heart; I felt that Cagney himself was passionate about his country.  I think all of us, with some exceptions, have that passion for America.  There’s nothing like this country.  Americans have love in their hearts for each other and for those in other countries, whether they are meeting for the first time during an emergency, or hearing about others’ suffering.

Americans welcome new arrivals to our country.  We want them to be happy here.  However, we want them to come in through the front door, not break our glass and sneak in through the back door.

Our current government officials don’t agree.  Their own agendas come first.  People from other countries, who make superhuman efforts to legally come into America, are confronted with terrible problems.  They wait.

At our border in Arizona, hey, no problem – walk right in, climb right in.  And the President of the United States fights against them – no, not illegal border jumpers – he fights against a Governor of the United States!  And if many of these illegal aliens cause  American citizens to live in fear for their lives or be murdered, this government and president say, “who cares?”

Ever see one of those movies where robbers force their way into a house and beat up the people who live there?  The victims cry and say, “Why are you doing this to us?”  It doesn’t matter “why.”  All that matters is that the home invaders  be STOPPED.   Why they are criminals is their problem.   Stopping them from hurting us is the only problem we have.  Someone else can psychoanalyze them in prison.

Why people in our government and elsewhere want to hurt our country doesn’t matter.  Stopping them from hurting our country is the key.

THE AMERICAN FLAG ISN’T JUST A PIECE OF FABRIC; OUR FLAG IS OUR COUNTRY.  OUR COUNTRY MUST BE PROTECTED AND HONORED.  IT DOESN’T WORK ANY OTHER WAY FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.