THIS NEWS JUST IN FROM LOIS LERNER!
“THE DOG ATE MY COMPUTER!”
All the thoughts from all the years, and now.
Tag: Internal Revenue Service
I don’t remember, I can’t recall
(Please don’t make me take the fall);
My answers are beyond the pale
(I don’t want to go to jail)
My shtick is to appear confused
(I don’t want to be accused);
Please, let me re-phrase your question
(Maybe I’ll avoid detention)
I’m so dazed, my memory fails me
(I just hope nobody jails me)
I’ll always answer truthfully
You know I will – but then,
I don’t remember, I can’t recall,
(And I don’t wanna go to the pen!)
Author: Merillion