Open Letter to Rick Perry and All Presidential Candidates:

DON’T ATTACK TRUMP!

Attack Obama.  Attack the EPA.  Attack the IRS.  Attack the thieves who steal land from our citizens.  I hope to see those thieves in prison one day.

Attack the WORD POLICE, i.e. you can’t say this, you can’t say that.  I say to the WORD POLICE:  “FU.”  One doesn’t tell Americans what they can or cannot say.  There is no banning of words here in America.  There are no “Free Speech Zones” here, either.  All of America is just one big FREE SPEECH ZONE!

Find out why our “government” is buying up so much land.  Find out why they’re STEALING citizens’ land.  ATTACK THEM!

Get smart – attack the right people.  Don’t attack the Right!

Rules for RadicalRidiculists

THE RULES:

First, the Rules for what Obama is called:
You can’t call him the “President.” It’s a matter of geo-strategic political correctness.
If you call Obama the “President,” all of us have to be called Presidents, including illegal aliens.
Of course, illegal aliens can’t be called “illegal aliens” just because they are illegal aliens, they must be called “undocumented” illegal aliens.  It, too, is a matter of geo-strategic political correctness.

We cannot call Obama “President” Obama, because that would mean that all of us are not equal. So therefore, to make sure that all of us are equal, we must all be called “President.” This includes children of all ages, starting at the age of 1 year old. This is the only way to have total equality of all people. This Rule shall include undocumented illegal aliens.

All criminals who rob people, burglarize homes, and rob banks must share their loot equally with everyone who lives in their state. This includes every state in the United States, & of course every country across the globe. This is called “Global Sharing of Criminal Gains,” and will be enforced by the Internal Revenue Service (the IRS).

Anyone who boasts about, mentions, or talks about getting a good job, doing well, & making a lot of money shall be arrested by people wearing brown uniforms; they are called “Global Radical Brown Equality Distribution Police.” It is well-known within the Obama administration that no one has ever succeeded all by themselves.  After the arrests have been made, the Global Radical Brown Equality Distribution Police and a new Police Force called the “youdidn’tdothatallbyyourself Police” will confiscate their money and property, which shall be equally distributed by the “Distortion of Speech Police,” who wear distorted clothing containing only pockets to put the money in, never, ever make statements that are related to normality or reality, and are summa cum laude graduates with degrees in Euphemisms.

Those who have attacked the United States or are considering doing so shall be called “Neutrals.” There has never been a politically correct word for “attackers,” “murderers,” “killers,” etc., and no one in the Obama government can think of a politically correct word except for “extremists.”  These Neutrals, who hurt people, bloody them, and kill them, shall be called the “NeutralNon-Existents.”  There are no Police for these people, because Obama & many others in his administration believe the “NeutralNon-Existents” are not really there. Obama and his administration know they exist, but feel that they are not actually “there” enough to have a name.  (It’s complicated.)

The above are “Rules for RadicalRidiculists” – there is a great penalty for not following them.
Only the IRS (also known as “The Alternate Bureau Of Weapons”), knows what the penalty is, and shall administer it to all who speak ill of these Rules, or do not follow them.

A Note to You from Lois Lerner!

 

THIS NEWS JUST IN FROM LOIS LERNER!

“THE DOG ATE MY COMPUTER!”

 

Hi my name is Lois Lerner – I’ve put Congress in a bind!

‘Cause the dog ate my computer

Not one email will you find!

And as far as I’m concerned you can all go to hell

Signed with love from Lois Lerner LOL!