A Note to You from Lois Lerner!

 

THIS NEWS JUST IN FROM LOIS LERNER!

“THE DOG ATE MY COMPUTER!”

 

Hi my name is Lois Lerner – I’ve put Congress in a bind!

‘Cause the dog ate my computer

Not one email will you find!

And as far as I’m concerned you can all go to hell

Signed with love from Lois Lerner LOL!

“Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive”

Acting I R S Commissioner Steve Miller

“Testifying” in front of the House Ways & Means Committee, on Friday,

May 17, 2013:

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I don’t remember, I can’t recall

(Please don’t make me take the fall);

My answers are beyond the pale

(I don’t want to go to jail)

My shtick is to appear confused

(I don’t want to be accused);

Please, let me re-phrase your question

(Maybe I’ll avoid detention)

I’m so dazed, my memory fails me

(I just hope nobody jails me)

I’ll always answer truthfully

You know I will – but then,

I don’t remember, I can’t recall,

(And I don’t wanna go to the pen!)

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Author: Merillion

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